There was Just a Dog Fight （只是狗咬狗而已）

 There was Just a Dog Fight

只是狗咬狗而已

 A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"

一天，一个男人走进一家酒吧并问道：“外面那条罗特威尔犬是谁的呀？”

 "Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"

“恩，是我的。”一个骑摩托车的人站起来答道“怎么了？”
Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."

“我的吉娃娃刚刚杀了它……”

 "What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?"

“你说什么？”骑摩托车的人怀疑地说“你的小畜生是如何杀掉我的罗特威尔犬的？”

  "Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"

“好吧，好像是我的吉娃娃卡住了你的狗的喉咙导致你的罗特威尔犬死亡的。”